Should I stay or should I go?

Lois: So, Chris, what's the latest with your little girlfriend?
Chris: Oh, I don't think Mrs. Lockhart likes me at all.
Lois: Mrs. Lockhart?! Your teacher?!
Peter: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.. Lois, this is not my Batman glass.
Lois: Peter, are you listening? Chris has a crush on his teacher!
Meg: Ew, gross!
Stewie: You know what else is gross? (lets out a hard fart and his right eye turns red) Ahh! Broke a damn blood vessel!